Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers. * Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. * Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use)* Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use)* Each pen measures 6″ long and .5″ in diameter. * Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).